i've sworn off dating to the point where my mother's inquiries as to whether or not i'm gay are getting frustratingly more frequent. Defect : Haha. I hate that. My mom asked me ONCE.. and I just started laughing. And then went back to my David Hasslehoff shrine. she visited me a couple weekends ago and we went out to dinner, she had a few drinks and said "You can tell me if you're gay you know, i'm drunk now, i can take it."