k funny story tiem there's this guy at work and back in the days I would tell people to ask him how fast his dad can run and they would and he'd say, 'dude that's kinda fucked up, my dad lost his legs in a construction accident' and he's a total straight-faced mf, so it got the best reactions from people (it was a joke, his dad was fine) I got this new dealer to do it to him today, he's a supervisor I was talking to my friend later and I told him to go up to this chick and ask the same thing little did he know, her father was murdered a few years back joke's on him! well, you had to be there