OH NO! A steamroller comes barreling down on brentai! He must roll 1d20! Less than 6 escapes death! unless he wants to use up his luck charm and make it a 1d10! I use my raping skill to rape the steamroller. your rape is ineffective against the cold, solid steel! Well, crud. 1d10 Brentai: 9 Er, 1d20. 1d20 Brentai: 14 Crap, and crap. squish Well, I went out trying to rape a steamroller.  It's a man's death.