<@Bojangle> splurge: This one time, my friend called the cops for getting a threatning phone call. SO the cops come over to just see what my friend is like, to judge if he was BSing or not <@Bojangle> So they come over, and start chatting my friend up, they go, "What do you do?" and he's like, "I'm a computer consultant <@Bojangle> "Oh yeah, what are ya' working on?" and he's like, "Oh, some webserver" <@Bojangle> So then these two cops start talking about how he should use another server, and how the server he's using sucks, and how he should set up a database for certain things, lmao <@splurge> HAHAHA <@Bojangle> And my friend's like, "What are you, cops or computer programmers?" and he's like, "Oh, I just like to play around in my spare time" <@Bojangle> It was like something outta Seinfeld <@splurge> id skullfuck them and leave their corpses in the backyard <@Bojangle> Me too