* Beryllium probably should go back to coding PHP
<Beryllium> I hope my site doesn't have any wide-open gaping back doors ...
<Beryllium> ... you know, like www.goatse.cx ... 
* Beryllium runs VERY FAR AWAY
<spacefem> Beryllium: awe, that's fun though...
<Beryllium> spacefem: Which part?
<spacefem> making unsuspecting people go to goatse.cx!
<Beryllium> I did that for my GF once ... 
<Beryllium> (Ex-gf ;-)