this dude I know was sleeping with this girl, and she had really long hair. so he gets up in the middle of the night to take a crap, and he finishes his business, but when he stands up, he feels a tug--turns out his turd is attached to his rectum via a long hair. he had to hobble over to the sink to get scissors what okay im confused f48u10n7: that's happened to me before see, he must have swallowed some of her hair in the night i've pulled one of my ex's long hair outta my ass before haha oh my i'm glad I only sleep with bald chicks <`Benny`> that's the most disgusting thing I've heard in a long time and I'm in here a fair amount of time god like outta yer asshole nimh? f48u10n7 lol :) right out i felt it as i tugged it out i even called her over to take a look at it i was like, "cait, this is your fault." she was like, "what, EWWEWWEWE!" and ran away screaming yikes anyway, my point was, that's kinda like spidey shooting webs from his ass