InVerSeX: I scanned my penis in a flatbed scanner once. 
The Spunn: did it hurt? 
InVerSeX: No, I didn't close the lid. 
InVerSeX: It was only a 14" scanner. 
The Spunn: Ah, so you couldn't scan the whole thing. 
InVerSeX: Exactly. 
The Spunn: I had to fold mine in half to fit it all on the 14" scanner, that's the part that hurt the most. 
InVerSeX: Well, I scanned mine limp and then used photoshop to get a stiffy.