You know what cereal is really nasty? Gravy Train. It's like, these little hard pieces of bran and crumbly beef flavored crap.  You pour water over it, and it gets soggy and makes gravy around it. Chirako..that's...dog food.. It was NOT dog food! Mommy wouldn't feed me dog food! * Chirako looks at Mommy AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT'S DOG FOOD! http://www.gravytraindog.com/ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! She's always been obsessed with me eating dog food... >_< When I was little, she told me the Jerky Treats were real jerky, and I kept eating the whole bag * Chirako gags If there's one thing dogs love, it's rich, beefy gravy. That's why every nugget of Gravy Train is basted in real beef juices. Just mix it with warm water, and you can give your dog a warm homestyle meal, dripping with the delicious gravy he loves. * Chirako graons Oh, man.... I'm gonna kill her At least Chirako will have: Healthy skin   Glossy coat   Strong teeth and bones   Builds and maintains body tissue   Efficient digestion   Clear eyes ..I should have known. She NEVER makes me breakfast