<^_-> DICK SMELLS LIKE PICKLES. <^_-> PARTIALLY BECAUSE OF THE DRIED SEMEN. My dried semen doesn't smell like pickles :/ It smells like bleach <^_-> THAT'S WHAT MINE SMELLS LIKE WHEN IT'S WET <^_-> IT'S LIKE BLEACHY-CHLORINE That was my excuse for jacking off in the swimming pool "But I thought it would make the pool cleaner :( :( :(" THAT WAS YOUR COURT DEFENCE? YOU COULD HAVE CLAIMED IT WAS AN INVOLUNTARY SPASM An involuntary spasm that made me hold a 6 year old underneath me for the duration?