huh, a friend of mine pissed in his girlfriend's typewriter under similar circumstances :blink: drunk, needing to pee, didn't want to turn on the light, found the "bathroom" door, found the "toilet", opened the lid, pissed, couldn't find the flusher, went back to bed discovered the next morning he'd opened the wrong door, and found the typewriter, not the toilet, which explains the lack of flush lever and the *ding* when he finished all I could say when he told me the story was "Good thing it wasn't a Selectric"