I WISH I WAS LIKE 5 I COULD START ALL OVER LIKE HEY, I COULD PRETEND TO NOT BE ABLE TO MOVE MY LEGS AND WENT AROUND IN A WHEELCHAIR LIKE ALL MY LIFE BUT EXERCISED MY LEGS SECRETLY AND THEN JUMPED OUT AND STARTED BREAK-DANCING YOU COULD GO TO A CRIPPLE CONVENTION AND GET UP IN THE MIDDLE AND SHOUT 'GET WITH THE FUNK' AND JUMP ON THE TABLE WHILE I'M WISHING, I WISH I HAD FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS