That totally sucked. I work in a water store, and for some reason it flooded with water because we left the machine on ... So I put my pant legs up and like helped clean the mess. Our carpet is going to smell. But now only one pant leg is up, so now I look like LL COOL J. * Kinto starts rapping. That's better than looking like Kriss Kross. I mean, I can only think of one justifiable reason for a man to have a zipper on the ass of his pants.