McPhile:  Planet Earth is God's shitty, exploitative reality show. 
 McPhile:  I can just see him up there with Michael and Gabriel, bag of microwave popcorn in his lap, watching.  "Whoa!  Did you see THAT?  I didn't even know I built them to do that." 
 ecstaticsurfacer:  Hell yes.  I've been saying for years that my life is God's favourite soap opera. 
 McPhile :  Well, there's probably not enough sex in your life for it to be His favorite.