I masturbate cause my hand doesn't give me any backtalk I'm like "Get down there bitch" And its all "!! k" And afterwards it cleans itself off and doesn't say a thing i some times make a little puppet with my hand, and make it talk before i masturbate with it, saying things like "no, please...i'm a virgin!" and stuff like that.  you know, resisting a bit.  i like foreplay when i masturbate.