You wouldn't think that not knowing the difference between a cupboard and a drawer could break apart a family. It can? When I was like 6 my mom bought my grandmom a present on my behalf for her birthday. She told me it was in the cupboard and I should go fetch it for granny. I can see where this is going.. So granny is sitting on the couch waiting for her present and I looked in the drawer instead of the cupboard , I came running out the room holding a huge black ribbed dildo. Well I feel sorry for you but you won't be offended if I piss myself laughing? spose not WA HA AH AAHA AHA AHA AHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA