<[SA]Gaijinchi> I was ripped as a kid.  When my friends wanted to go somewhere on bikes, I ran and kept up <[SA]Gaijinchi> Then I turned 16 and promptly got out of shape Yeah, masturbation got me too <[SA]Gaijinchi> You can masturbate and drive at the same time? <[SA]Gaijinchi> That's incredible. It's an okay substitute for road head <[SA]Gaijinchi> that's all kinds of dangerous.  I mean, what if you hit a bump or something? Just get a crash test dummy to fellate you its safer I call it, "Living on the edge"