We were in Ashland, VA, coming back from unloading my shit into a rented SUV coming back from school And there's this van, California tags in this McDonalds we pull into Ashland is only good for three things Bathroom, food, gas Nothing else Perfect rest stop Anyway, these stereotypical fuckin' Westies are in this Central VA bumfuck McDonalds asking for Cappucinos at 11:30 at night. heh, fucks. Then, when the black lady at the counter recommends coffee, they ask where the nearest Starbucks is. It's like, SHIT, people - get a fucking Coke and move on with life. Caffeine is caffeine