Arr.  We have a Pirate Ship now. Yes captain. But we have no cannons. Arr! We need to loot something in order to get money for cannons. Arr! All hands on deck!  Prepare to loot and plunder.... Canada! * FirstMateScurvy puts his hands on the deck What now cap'n? Not like that ya lilly livered land-lubber! We're gonna invade canada! Arr! Attack! * Captain_Cobungo and his forces loot and plunder Canada.  Arr. Umm... Captain Cobungo, how did you loot and plunder canada with no weapons? What makes you think Canada has weapons? Arr.