�+ GearSlayr � and my cat shits on the floor now too cause she's getting old
�+ GearSlayr � if its not near a litter box it just shits. it did it on the stairs once and i slipped on it and almost broke my neck
�+ GearSlayr � i'd love to kill that cat myself.
�+ GearSlayr � fuck it, it'll have depends on or something
�+ GearSlayr � thats what i'll do
�+ GearSlayr � i'll tie a diaper to my cats ass
�+ GearSlayr � or a bag or something
�+ GearSlayr � can you picture that?
�+ GearSlayr � that would be the most pathetic thing ever
�+ NathanRomulus � your cat will sit and tear it off
�+ GearSlayr � yeah probably
�+ NathanRomulus � and then proceed to crap on your floor
�+ GearSlayr � seriously though that cat needs to be put down
�+ GearSlayr � its like 17 years old
� syrup6 � wow
� syrup6 � old as fart
�+ GearSlayr � and damn... you'd think my dog could just drag its ass outside after it takes a shit... BUT NOOOOO
�+ GearSlayr � i know just what my dog thinks... "how can i piss him off... i know.. i'll drag my ass right next to his computer so he HAS to clean up the skid mark!"
�+ GearSlayr � longest skid mark that dog ever made was 12 feet... it was so amazing i had to measure it
�+ GearSlayr � i should've taken pictures
�+ GearSlayr � it was fucking hilarious