Finque: at least that young black fellow will live
Finque: black people can't die virgins
Finque: it's physically and sexually impossible
Finque: god is still apologizing for burning them
Finque: so he gave them horse cocks
Finque: and now they always get laid
tom: except DE
Finque: true
Finque: but DE is canadian
Finque: that's god's "oops" pile