mebe I'll hard wire an external modem to make DTMF tones and hook it to the phone line for those pesky sales calls just get an air horn I happen to have one runs off a bottle of CO2 from my paintball gun my parents used to have a small one sitting next to the phone any telemarketer got a blast in their ear "Good day, sir, I represent the Hotsy Totsy Aluminum Siding Co., and...." HOOOOONK! "AAAGH!" exactly nah, telemarketers are fun to play with my favorites are the credit card guys once I let one go thru his whole pitch, he thought he'd made a sale, then I asked "I just got out of prison 2 weeks ago for credit card fraud, will that hurt anything?" *click*