I think the reason i'm not good with girls stems from the fact that the first time I ever called a girl was also the day that the girl's mom was killed in a car wreck and i'm trying to pick her up without knowing this and she proceeds to rip me a new one You didn't say "I'll let you call me mommy" to her, did you? Fish, you should have broke the ice with a "Yo mama is so fat..." joke Yo mama is so dead... "My mom died" "Haha yeah, that's the oldest one in the book" "Knock knock"  "Who's there"  "Your mom"  "Your mom who?"  ...silence...then 5 minutes later, "Get it?  She's dead! HAHAHAHA, let's go bowling!"