Damnit I was nice and quiet wanking off to some drums N beat, and i can hear my dad going up the stairs.. and then i asap close my pants and try to shut the site with the porn off, but i havent realized that i caught my wire in the button - and it has a short wire - so i smash my head down in the table when i try to lean back, as i usual do.. And my dad got pissed.. :\