I wouldn't ever piss in a men's room... have you SEEN them? yea... I usually try to contribute to the vileness i remember in middle school, at the gym i got in the habit of going into the men's room and pissing on the toilet paper after a few rounds the P.E. coaches put the men's room on 24 hr lockdown so i took to pissing in P.E. lockers during classes they tried like hell to catch me, but i was too slick so they finally got tired of it and re-opened the men's room so i could return to pissin on the paper towels/asswipe