dude...true story...Jacob was masturbating in our bathroom and the light doesn't work so instead of grabbing lotion, he lubed up his dick with ben-gay. I had to take him to the fucking hospital. It was like a movie. hahahah yea but hey, don't make fun of him, it's been a rough fuckin night Ah come on nah man, seriously *** Jacob has joined #e/n HAHA! How's your red cock feel you fucking idiot?