Thank you for installing the newest in microsoft products: Microsoft Church Error! file: pope.bmp contains corrupt data, and cannot load Please follow these simple steps so we can customize Microsoft Church to your liking Step 1: Which of your children would you like to be molested? []Billy  []Michael  []Timmy Step 2: with the addition of papyal tithing is even easier! (to continue donate 1/10 of your salary via the paypal button) Step 3: Microsoft church will go inot full screen mode and cannot be closed for 2 hours every Sunday []morning []afternoon []night Thank you for setting up microsoft church!