*** IRC -- Based on the original code written by Jarkko Oikarinen
*** Copyright 1988, 1989, 1990, 1991 University of Oulu, Computing Center
<Jarkko> You people have turned a cute little project I did 5 years ago INTO A TREMENDOUS WASTE OF TIME!!!  GET A LIFE!!!  MOVE OUT OF YOUR MOTHER'S BASEMENT!!!  You, with the bot... have you ever kissed a woman?