do what horny college idiot men do every night, hump park benches! last time i humped a park bench i was late into my teens it was a quiet, peaceful night in hyde park the bums had all been incinerated in an unfortunate event with the department of water and power i stepped up to a cute little wood number, couldn't have been older than 17 i rubbed her thighs...er...handles, and she cooed in the moonlight fearing splinters, i gently waxed her humps, making sure to remove any hint of sharpness slowly, gently, i removed my pants... um you guys know the rest Keep going I'm not done yet