Three @s for the IRCops under the sky Seven for the Op Lords in their channels of stone Nine for Mortal Chatters doomed to die One for the Dark Peer on his Dark Throne In the land of Ping where the Netsplits lie. One @ to rule them all One @ to find them One @ to bring them all And in the darkness, bind them In the Land of Ping, where the Netsplits lie.