socks that don't add up are obv the work of terrorists omg missing socks must be turned into turbans;o and bombs and the left over socks are broken down and then sold to a sock making factory and then all the people whos socks when missing, go and buy more and then the factory makes a lot of money and it gives a lot of it to the terrorists for making the socks go missingin the first place and that is how they get their funding its all a delicate cycle