Women are like errors, they're usually annoying and tend to fuck with your life right when you don't want them to. Now, *girlfriends* are like fucking hard drive crashes.  They happen unexpectedly, completely fuck your shit up, and empty your fucking wallet. But unlike most hard drives, women don't come with warranties. "This bitch isn't compatible with me.  I want a new one." 'look, you can't speak that way about my daughter, get the fuck out!'