(Billy) i met a porno star 
(@dura) so DID I! 
(PyRoWaRrIoR) I am a porno star 
(PyRoWaRrIoR) I didn't get paid though 
(PyRoWaRrIoR) and there was no cameras =/ 
(PyRoWaRrIoR) it was just me, a sheep, and this guy named fred who SAID he knew my dad and my dad said it was ok 
(PyRoWaRrIoR) but I didn't believe him 
(PyRoWaRrIoR) and my ass still hurts 
(PyRoWaRrIoR) and the worst part is 
(PyRoWaRrIoR) he never called or wrote :(