So I had a girlfriend for all of 9 months. She dropped            by one afternoon when I was sick with a pan of brownies and a video            tape with the simpsons on it (my favorite show). so I start eating            the brownies and turn on the tape. midway through it, it cuts to            her sucking off some dude. he nuts in her mouth, she looks at the            camera, and says "you're dumped. enjoy the brownies" - and spits            the mouthful of cum into a bowl of brownie mix. you didn't keep eating the brownies did you? sure did i was hungry