This condom in my drawer, it's about to expire. Two weeks left! And those things last for 5 years. ... wow. Tell me it's a family heirloom or something, passed down? Just tell me it's not used Ya, cuz keeping a used condom as opposed to a packaged one makes you more of a loser? I'd say so. That's a disgusting trophy. My last 2 or 3 were in my wallet for so long they eventually had holes all over them and were brown inside due to dust. I started carrying one in my wallet at all times due to my last near-sex experience. I have such a wild imagination. Beltz - I hear of people having near-deather experiences... but near-sex? Holy shiznit, man.