Fairytalehero: ok, so someitmes me and kel shower together 
Fairytalehero: and i'll have to pee. so i go "hey kel, look at this" or something, and start PEEING ON HER 
Fairytalehero: she gets so mad and tries to block it
Fairytalehero: but i'm like HAHA I'M PEEING ON YOUR HAND