FUCK SHIT DAMNBITCHTOHELL i was just surfing throuh porn, then i was just stopped wanking it you know, going to a different url then all of a sudden, A FUCKING FLY LANDED ON MY MUSHROOM CAP THE SHIT HURT LIKE A MUHER FUCKER i mangaed to get a book real fast then made another mistake. i slammed the book right onto my shlong and part of the fly was dripping down to my balls. :/