Theres a special girl in the office that i got a thing for. Yeah? Who? Is she nice ? She's called clare, i want to fuck her up the arse so that i can tell the bitch who's boss. go for it man! Yeah, just gotta make sure she doesnt fuck my arse first! Whoa, she a man man ? Not any more, think it may of been a dodgy sex-op gone wrong. Dont want to know...