hugo: you were kidding about marrying a 19/f/ca right? PufPufPaz: Um.. actually, no, and she's a bisexual vegetarian pagan to boot. My life is weird. hugo: sounds more interesting than weird. PufPufPaz: May I /msg you? It's complicated. :) hugo: yeh hope is not for heart related matters, i suck at that Nah, it's just that I met Kate in a chat-room and now she's sitting 10 feet away and we sometimes go into the same chat room and chat w/ everyone. whats wrong with that? * hugo smiles My wife is doing an impression of 2 parrots having sex. * hugo shudders brb Is she involving you in that emulation? If not, you should ask her to demonstrate. :) PufPufPaz: That's not the half of it. She bought one of those  make-your-own-dildo kits because she wanted her best friend to have a 'copy' of me hugo: tmi but you gotta trim your..um.. before you use the mould so I got this .. thing stuck on me. Looked like I was a human candle. hugo: really, tmi LOL lmao I'll never be able to eat oatmeal again :-/