*** PoisonPen changes topic to 'Matrix Revolutions:  Smith: "I R teh Ubermensch!  U R 0wn3d w/ my awesome Will!"  Neo: "No!  Because I will refute teh diabilical existential angst w/ kung fu!"  Smith: "Argh!  Now I must stand in the rain and shake my fist at you! Why?  Why?"  Neo: "Ha ha!  I win by losing!  I R teh Jesus!"  The end.'