A couple years back, my friend had the greatest christmas tree of all time We were 'round at his place, having a post-pissup drink/laugh at lightweight bastards and two cops came in because of a noise complaint One of them walks towards the open back door while the other does the usual "Why are you making so much noise" question routine The friend in question goes pale as he sees the cop stick his head in the door and only look one way before deciding they were wasting their time When they'd fucked off, I asked him what was wrong, he pointed in the other direction and told me to go check out the christmas tree the cop missed I stick my head in the door and lo, a 6 foot tall pot plant, complete with tinsel and presents around the base, is sitting in the corner, facing me off, taunting me, goin' "Yeah, fucker, I'm a 6 foot tall pot plant. Ya wanna piece of me, bitch?"