My friend is over And he's ion thye bathroom right now And he's been in there for a loing time And I can hear... sounds What do I do jump in there with no clothes on but womens undergarments and a scary rubber mask But he would ejaculate in terror all over me! well, then you start a fetish porn site His dad's a lawyer He would sue me nah, with the immense amount of money you�ll be making off of your �crossdresser rubber mask bukkakae�, you could just hire him as your own lawyer hahaha Yeah, but then he wouldn 't be my friend how do you know that he isnt there masturbating to the very mental image of you in womens undergaments with a big scary rubber mask on? How about I just run in, scream in hiorror, and kick him in the balls? theres no money in that You make a compelling argument.