Telemarketers are sooo fun to screw with. Like this one time, I got a call from one obviously trying to get me to change my long distance carrier or some b.s. like that. The dialogue went something like this: "May I speak person who is in charge of the phone services in your house?" "Ummmm...We don't have a phone." "Well, then what are you talking to me on?" "A banana?" I think they hung up after that.