Damn, my girlfriend just fucking confused herself in trying to use the calculator on her cell.  Stupid bitch. ...dude, what did you expect from the peroxide-bleached blonde? I dun fuckin know.  She CALLED me on her cell, to ask how to USE the calculator on her cell.  I think women are INNATELY stupid, that's the only reason to explain it. Dude, with all this cloning and genome shit going around, there's gotta be a time when women will contain intelligent DNA. Yah, but like, 90% of them spit it out...