see i always wonder when i'm lookin at pr0n and jerking off so to speak and if my mom walks in.. would i hide my dick or the pr0n? jerking off so to speak? wtf? jerking off is jerking off, you don't need to so to speak.. RETARD whatever... see this hypothetical scenario happened to me... lol.. wat did u do? as the matter of fact i did neither.. see, it was after the point of no return.. so i just ejaculated, while quietly moaning and looking at my mom apologeticaly LOL AHAHAHAHAHAHAH yes.. it's one of the main reasons why i live on campus now...