I love school   Today our term paper due date's set   Our instructor says that we WILL hand in the paper on time, and she'll accept no excuses except illness, with a note from our doctor, or a death in the immediate family, with a note from the dead member.   So this wiseass pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?"   She waits for the laughs to die down and says:   "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand"