ok this is the sickest thing ive ever heard this girl that ive been friends with for a long time she got plastered last night so she starts laughin and told me that she did something really embarassing and she got grounded so im all like "whats wrong babe" and she hesitated and what came next i would have never guessed shes like "i took a poop in my closet" ...rofl and i didnt know what to say so i hung up wtf.... rofl then she called back and said she was sorry and not to tell anybody so i promised i wouldnt then she was like "maybe the dog did it" rofl SHE BLAMED IT ON THE DOG COME ON <[SG]> roflmao and i stare at her ass all the time!