I wish I wore an eyepatch itd give me that air of mystery that the ladies find irresistible Ahahaha Wtf Yeah, eyepatches totally up teh sekz0r fact0r psssh you say that now but wait till youre milling around at a party and all of a sudden the doors open and I walk in wearing a tux and an eyepatch and people gasp and an uncomfortable buzz fills the room as people try to return to their former joviality "I heard he lost that eye defending an orphanage from a killer!" "I heard he lost it deep in the amazon!" "Hes so mysterious!" "So sexy!" and all the ladies would want me till I tell them I was running with silverware and stabbed myself in the eye with a fork