Haha, I went to the bathroom, came out, and ripped off a piece of sweet bread that was on the table and my dad says "What the hell are you doing? Did you wash your hands?" I said "no, but I didnt piss on my hands so dont worry" "doesnt matter" he says "your hands were still all over your dick" "Who cares? My dick, along with my entire body, came out of YOUR dick" So now we can't look eachother in the eyes anymore.