Pingu: heh just randomly i said to someone
Pingu: "kate, why are you such a bell end?"
Pingu: just to see what theyd say
Pingu: kate  says: because i was born that way
Bull3h: you've been blocked
Pingu: nah
Pingu: kate's hardcore
Bull3h: does hardcore ?
Pingu: yes
Pingu: i just asked her if im allowed to call her a bell end to her face and she said yes
Pingu: im toying with the idea of asking her if i can slap her in the face with my bell end
Bull3h: clearly she fancies you
Pingu: yeah
Bull3h: but is she hot ?
Pingu: well...
Pingu: she's not not hot
Bull3h: with my few years extra of experiance i'd say that the girls who are fairly hot but not really hot are the best kind
Bull3h: they're not cock sluts who fuck you over and just keep you about because they like the attention
Bull3h: tho you gotta watch out, crazy girls... watch out, they'll do something like split up with you because everythings going to well and they dont want to get hurt 
Bull3h: then stalk you and keep suggesting that you get back with them
Pingu: I JUST ASKED HER IF I COULD CALL HER A BELL END TO HER FACE FFS
Bull3h: LOOK I'M SPOUTING WISE ADVICE
Pingu: sorry
Pingu: carry on
Bull3h: so basically drug her and rape her.
Pingu: k
Bull3h: roofies
Pingu: best way