<@koenig> I just had a very fun time with a telemarketer who called my home. <@koenig> She was telling me that I had "won in a drawing" and that I might have won a Hummer or a trip to Orlando and some other crap. <@koenig> So I said, "Hey, them Hummers is sure nice." <@koenig> "Oh yes," she replies. <@koenig> "I bet they can haul a lot in them Hummers." <@koenig> "Oh certainly." <@koenig> "Do you think they could hold something that was like 6' long?" <@koenig> "Most likely." <@koenig> "And weighed like 150-200 lbs.?" <@albus> oh dear. <@koenig> "Possibly." <@koenig> "Well, I'll cut right to hte chase.  Do you think they could carry a dead body?" <@koenig> "Uhhhh." * albus hears police sirens. <@koenig> :) <@albus> you should use her as a reference when you apply for a security clearance. <@koenig> Well you realize I didn't actually claim to HAVE a dead body.   I was purely curious, in case I get into the funeral service business. <@koenig> It's my new idea, "Die With Style, Inc." where instead of a hearse you drive out in a Hummer. <@albus> ...